Ever feel drained by small talk before it even starts? This tee gets you. Soft, breathable, and perfect for preserving that precious 1% of your social energy. Warning: may repel extroverts.
We make T-shirts for people who would rather not.
Not show up. Not answer. Not engage.
But hey — we still like soft fabric, clean design, and a good laugh.
Every tee is built for comfort and quiet energy.
Because being left alone shouldn't mean being underdressed.
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